

If the liquid takes the form of the vessel in which it is located, then cats are liquid. At least, they can easily fit into a three-liter jar (into the neck of which not every person can stick his hand) and feel great there. And also in pots, bowls, plates and other utensils that are clearly not intended for animals.





Why are there pots! Cats prove their resemblance to liquid even in the toilet. Probably no one taught them unsanitary lessons. And physicists, however, too. Otherwise, they would have believed that cats are a solid substance, and would have stopped getting into jars, from where they sometimes have to be pulled out by force.





An attempt by cats to pretend to be glamorous women looks more harmonious. Probably because the women themselves are trying to adopt the feline grace, and attempts to resemble each other turn out to be mutual. But if some women are far from cats, then the tailed ones themselves easily transform into anyone: be it a glass of wine or a fairytale fairy on the couch. That's why they are cats.